I found this in my myspace blog too:
Margaret Dianne Alikpala. Aret for short. Cousin of Thea Alikpala. Obvious ba? Ilan bang tao ang nagkakataon lang na may surname na Alikpala? Anyway…. Mabait naman si Aret, makulit at nakakatuwa. May isa lamang masaklap na katotohanan sa kanyang katauhan at iyon ang kanyang munting kapansanan sa tenga. Sa madaling salita, siya ay…………………………………. BINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1.) Movie: “We welcome the great HEROES of China!”
Aret: “Ano? Great WALL of China?”
2.) Paula: “Meron ba tayong ASSEMBLY today?”
Aret: “Anong SEM-BREAK?”
3.) Marilou: “Puwede ba ung answer na ILLEGAL NA DROGA?”
Aret: “Ano? KARAOKE?”
4.) Ja: “Aret, LSS na yan!”
Aret: “Ano ka ba! THE pa, hindi pa RECESS!”
(*Aba pa-taray effect pa siya ah!*)
5.)Fats: “May PINTURA ba?”
Aret: “Anong gagawin ko sa BRA?”
6.) Ewan: “Si KAYS nasa P.A.!”
Aret: “Ano? Pencil case?”
7.) Paula: “Kailan will classes ressume?”
Aret: “Ano? Shoemart?”
8.) Sir Bernardo: “Let us Pray”
Aret: “Ano? Pass the papers?”
9.) Ewan: “Month of”
Aret: “Ano? Montok?”
10.) Ewan: “Babasahin ba ung Chapter 4?”
Aret: “Ano? Chunky beef?”
11.) Ja: Di ko mabasa ung nakasulat sa board
Aret: *feel na feel* BULAG!!!!
Cheenee: Mas mabuti ung bulag kaysa sa binge!
Aret: Bullet?
12.) Ms Windsor: Spell rendezvous
Aret: (*confident sa pagsulat sa papel*) M………O………N………D………A………Y G………R………O………U………P. Monday group
13.) Scenario: nabinge si Cheenee
Aret: *feel na feel* BINGE!!!!!
Cheenee: Aret, kung binge ako, ikaw walang tenga!!!
For more High School Madness check out these links:
- My Favorite High School Skit: Ikemefuna Writes to Maalaala Mo Kaya
- Jumping Jaja
- Memories of Aret’s Kabingihan
- High School Bangag Moments
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