I like making people laugh, and ever since I watched My Amnesia Girl, I’ve tried to make my own jokes and pick up lines (read them here). Here’s a new set of pick up lines that I made up:
- Para kang pole, sinasayawan ka na nga, wala ka pa ring kibo.
- Para kang libro, kahit sinarado na kita, nasa isip ko na ang kwento mo.
- Para kang gera, mamamatay na nga ako, susugod pa rin ako.
- Para kang painting, ang ganda mo tignan pero alam ko bawal kang hawakan.
- Para kang mga kanta ni Whitney Houston, I have nothing na nga, but I will always love you pa rin.
- Dahil sa iyo para akong butterfly, 3 days lang at patay na patay na ako sa iyo.
- Para kang marathon, ang dami-dami naming nag-cocompete pero sana ako mananalo.
- Para kang road trip to nowhere, I know that I am lost, but I keep being driven by love.
- Para kang cellphone, tawag ako ng tawag pero cannot be reached ka naman.
- Para kang jacket, in a storm, in the cold, you’re in my arms, and you keep me warm.
- Internet ka ba? Kasi everything I’ve searched for, I’ve found in you.
- Mercury ka ba? Kasi if love is a drug, gamot mo ay laging bago
- LBC ka ba? Kasi parang tagadala ka ng pag-ibig.
- Froyo ka ba? Kasi you give me the chills.
- Pasko ka ba? Kasi your birth saved me from hell.
- MRT ka ba? Kasi kahit maliit lang ang space sa puso mo, magtitiis ako.
- Traffic light ka ba? Kasi I wanted to stop myself from falling, pero go nang go pa rin ang puso ko.
For more crazy and fun stories, click on these links:
- The Kalamay Effect
- She Called Me Vanessa
- Bird’s Nest Hairdo
- When I Die I Want a Glass Coffin and a Cellphone
- In Defense of My Terrible Handwriting
- The Names, the Nicknames, and Names I Did Not Get
- A Template Draft
- A Summary of Ja’s Pick Up Lines/Jokes
- Crazy Dream: Solving a Math Equation
- Deep Poem?
- Little Ja’s Worst Day of My Life
- What I Do When I Waste My Time on YouTube
- Doggy-Doggy Sat on the Wall
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hahaha! nice!!
Thanks!