Ja’s New Jokes/Pick Up Lines for Girls and Boys

I like making people laugh, and ever since I watched My Amnesia Girl, I tried to make my own jokes and pick up lines (read them here).  Here’s a new set of pick up lines that I made up:
  • Para kang pole, sinasayawan ka na nga, wala ka pa ring kibo.
  • Para kang libro, kahit sinarado na kita, nasa isip ko na ang kwento mo.
  • Para kang gera, mamamatay na nga ako, susugod pa rin ako.
  • Para kang painting, ang ganda mo tignan pero alam ko bawal kang hawakan.
  • Para kang mga kanta ni Whitney Houston, I have nothing na nga, but I will always love you pa rin.
  • Dahil sa iyo para akong butterfly, 3 days lang at patay na patay na ako sa iyo.
  • Para kang marathon, ang dami-dami naming nag-cocompete pero sana ako mananalo.
  • Para kang road trip to nowhere, I know that I am lost, but I keep being driven by love.
  • Para kang cellphone, tawag ako ng tawag pero cannot be reached ka naman.
  • Para kang jacket, in a storm, in the cold, you’re in my arms, and you keep me warm.
  • Internet ka ba? Kasi everything I’ve searched for, I’ve found in you.
  • Mercury ka ba? Kasi if love is a drug, gamot mo ay laging bago
  • LBC ka ba? Kasi parang tagadala ka ng pag-ibig.
  • Froyo ka ba? Kasi you give me the chills.
  • Pasko ka ba? Kasi your birth saved me from hell.
  • MRT ka ba? Kasi kahit maliit lang ang space sa puso mo, magtitiis ako.
  • Traffic light ka ba? Kasi I wanted to stop myself from falling, pero go nang go pa rin ang puso ko.

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