The Weirdest Conversation I Ever Had: V for Vagina

I don’t really know how the conversation evolved into us giggling while chanting “V for vagina!” but that’s how the conversation went. As far as I can remember, I was in a table with people who were attending the birthday party of a friend. Some of them were my close friends ever since grade school or high school while some were people I just met that day. For some sort of reason, the group clicked, and then things got hilariously weird.

Someone said something about waxing her pubic hair, and then people started chiming in. What if you gave birth while you were waxing yourself? Since you accidentally waxed your baby’s head, he grew up without hair in the middle of his head. What if your baby’s hair was curly? So he had a bald spot in the middle of his head, but he had thick curly hair growing on the sides. He’d look like bozo the clown! What if the bald spot was V shaped because you did it while you were waxing your vagina? Then, your baby will be called “V for vagina.” Then everyone chanted, “V for vagina!”

How about you? What’s the weirdest conversation you ever had?

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